The Philisophical Works of a Pseudo Author

I completely forgot it was Masters weekend until I talked to the Aunt an hour ago. Not that I can watch it from England without a tv, but it's really the principle of the thing. And apparently it's been a great tournament. I will have to remember to check the board tomorrow morning.

Headed to Canada for a couple of weeks tomorrow.

So, my dear father (whom I absolutely adore) bought me an iTouch as my going away gift. I named it Carlisle.

I'm damned for this.

TARDIS, Verity and Rodney were already taken. I still haven't named my camera. And the iTouch is sparkly and pretty and (when the wifi is turned on) knows and does everything. Also, as we've previously ascertained; I'm obsessed. I don't have to justify this. There's already a Twilight App game on it. But it was free!

But I'm still damned for it.

On another note, I want to see Transformers 3, just to drool over the CGI. Certainly not for the plot or acting.

I also need to decided which dress I'm wearing to the wedding next week so that I can decide on what to do with my hair so that I can go buy hair accessories. Park of me really wants to wear the flower print one, because it's a July wedding. The other part really wants to wear the new champagne satin because it's champagne satin and I can wear my stilettos with it. Choices, choices.

Apparently, there's supposed to be a golf game. Hopefully not before I get to the range again, because Sunday? Was not so good. Damn right hook!

It could have gone better, but it could have gone worse too. I understand why this sport is so addictive. I also get why it's so frustrating.

Yesterday was the driving range and then 5 holes of golf. The range was infinitely less frustrating than the holes. But I did hit some fantastic shots, which my instructor tells me is awesome, considering I've been golfing for 4 days (or about 6 hours) so far. I keep telling her it's because of her, but she isn't listening. I also had some horrific shots, lost 2 balls into the pond, one into the woods on the 10th fairway and didn't finish any hole in less than 9 strokes (which was the PAR 3).

Still, it can always be worse. I like it!

It's been one of those awesome weeks where I get to do fun and new things every single day! Okay, not so much on Tuesday, since I've flown both on my own and on this same route to Florida before.

Monday was not a good start to the week. I found out I didn't get my funding for my PhD and immediately reacted according to my New Years resolution which was 'don't panic, things will work out'. I was rather proud of myself, even if I didn't sleep all that well that night.

Yesterday (Wednesday) I got to go flying in a 4 seater Cessna with my aunt as the pilot! Did a tour east and west along the Emerald Coast and got to see the Hilton resort from the air, as well as Seaside, which is the town that was constructed for the movie The Truman Show. I saw it from the ground last year, but it looks much more familiar from 1000ft! I backed out of the offer for my own flying lesson, though; I'm not quite ready for that yet!

Today my aunt took me to the driving range. I've never swung a golf club (outside of the mini putt), but I think I did pretty well after a short lesson! I actually hit the ball down the fairway a few times, tried out different clubs, and then on the green I managed to put 3 holes in one! My aunt says she's quitting the game now, I made her look bad. It was probably beginners luck. I do know that there are muscles in my back that I have never used before today. Tomorrow will be a painkiller day! We're going to go again on Monday, if the weather holds. Today was very windy, which didn't help my swing. The aunt has even said she might take me shopping for my own clubs, so when I do lessons this summer I won't have to rent or borrow hers (which aren't good for me and didn't help my aim today). I get why people find this fun! And I like a new challenge.

Tomorrow we are taking a rain day and driving out to Alabama (it's only 2 hours away) to tour the USS Alabama in mission. It's a huge museum complex and then there's a few other cultural things we might try out, depending on the weather.

Sunday there is a dog parade in the town centre and we are going out to a really good restaurant for dinner with Todd's family. Must go shop and find something to wear! We did a bit of shopping today. There's a great kitchen store here, so I bought some stuff for mum for xmas for the coach. Also, there's a great fitness clothes store, so I got some new things there (much cheaper than lulu!) which are proving very comfortable on the sunburn I managed to get. I sat outside by the pool this morning for an hour and a half and tanned, then went to the range and burnt! Oops! Must be more careful on Monday. Next two days of cloud will actually be a blessing.

But the great thing about this week? My aunt told me that I am going to England NO MATTER WHAT. Even mum admitted that her comment last year of 'if you don't get funding you aren't going' changed on Monday to, 'well, we'll see if we can help you out, but you better get something in second and third year'. My aunt was all 'don't care, you're GOING' which is FANTASTIC!!!

I'm off to England in September!