This seems ill-advised, but I was compelled:

[windemere]

Which "Pirates of the Carribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl" quote best suits you? by Aurian_Fry
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You are:	If you were waiting for the opportune moment, that was it. - Captain Jack Sparrow
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::starts giggling insanely::

Your Husband Generator by Lady_Galadriel
Name
Your Husband Is
You Met	when you won a competition to meet a celebrity
You Have	0 children but 7 pets
You Live	sweden
In	a mansion
You And Your Partner Are Best Known For	always seen smooching passionatley
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YESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Who were you in a past life? by Kat007
Name:
Birthdate:
Favorite Color:
Country:
You were most probably:	Pirate Captain Blackbeard
If not then you were:	Julius Ceasar
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A pirate, okay, but Caesar? Come on people. I mean, it's obvious I was Cleopatra.

This seems VERY ill advised...

What is your LOTR slash pairing? by ladyearwentari
Name LJ or Real
wicked fetish	IncestRapeNon-ConsensualBDSMMPregKinkFeetPWPHellz, I love them all!None, I love the fluffy stuff
Pairing	Aragorn/Legolas
It involved	oil
What one says to the other:	Shh! You are so loud the Valar will here you
Will they let you join	maybe next time
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I was asking for that, wasn't I?

What is your LOTR slash pairing? by ladyearwentari
Name LJ or Real
wicked fetish	IncestRapeNon-ConsensualBDSMMPregKinkFeetPWPHellz, I love them all!None, I love the fluffy stuff
Pairing	Elrond/Gil-galad
It involved	a blindfold
What one says to the other:	Harder!
Will they let you join	yes
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I HATE MY LIFE.

What is your HP/LotR crossover threesome? by Elaureth
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Shoe Size
Favorite color of jelly bean
Your HP lover is:	Cedric Diggory
Your LotR lover is:	Elrond
Your love child from this sex-fest will be:	a muggle elf.
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I'm beyond screwed at this point.

What was your LOTR past-life? by lilithschilde
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Favourite color
Astrological sign
Your race was	Elf-Silvan
Your job was	Tailor/Seamstress
Your lover was	Merry
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::crosses off Merry:: SWEET!

Which LOTR Elf will father your child? by Lintasare
Username
Age
Elf	Finrod
Sex of Child	Girl
Why you were chosen	He thought you were someone else
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::sits down hard:: Gee, perhaps, his wife?