The Avengers Assemble - Massive List of Movie Quotes

[windemere]

Can I say SPOILERS loud enough for you? [Mistakes are my own.]

Erik: 'Nothing harmful; low levels of gamma radiation.'  Fury: 'That can be harmful.'

Fury: 'Yeah, you say peace; I kinda think you mean the other thing.'

Banner: 'Avoiding stress isn't the secret.' Romanoff: 'Then what is? Yoga?'

Pepper: 'How does it look?' Stark: 'Like Christmas, except with more me.'

Stark: 'Give yourself 12% of the credit.' Pepper: '12%?' Stark: 'An argument could be made for 15.'

Stark: 'Phil? His first name is agent.'

Stark: 'I don't like to be handed things.'

Stark: 'I thought we were having a moment?' Pepper: 'I was having 12% of a moment.'

Coulson: 'Guy's like a Stephen Hawking...He's like a really smart person.'

Loki: 'Glorious. Not lengthy.'

Rogers: 'Trading cards?' Romanoff: 'They're vintage. He's very proud.'

Banner: 'Oh no, this is much worse.'

Rogers: 'You know, the last time I was in Germany and saw a man standing above others, we disagreed.'

Stark: 'Make a move, reindeer games.'

Stark: 'What, rock of ages, giving up so easily?'

Stark: 'So, what's your secret? Pilates?'

Rogers: 'What, scared of a little lightning?' Loki: 'I'm not overly fond of what follows.'

Rogers: 'Stark, we need a plan of attack.' Stark: 'I have a plan. Attack.'

Rogers: 'There's only one God, ma'am, and I'm pretty sure he doesn't dress like that.'

Loki: 'I've missed you too.' Thor: 'Do I look to be in a gaming mood?'

Thor: 'So you take the world I love as recompense for your imagined slights?'

Thor: 'You listen well brother--' Stark tosses him off a cliff. Loki: 'I'm listening...'

Thor: 'Don't touch me again.' Stark: 'Then don't take my stuff.'

Tony about Thor: 'Tourist.'

Stark: 'Doth your mother know you wearest her drapes?'

Thor's Hammer hits Tony's suit. Jarvis: 'Power at 400% capacity.' Stark: 'How about that.'

Rogers: '.....are we done here?' after the three way fight ends in a stalemate.

Fury to Loki: '30,000 ft straight down in a steel trap. You get that? Ant. Boot.'

Fury: 'Well, let me know if real power wants a magazine or something.'

Rogers: 'He sort of grows on you.'

Romanoff: 'He killed 80 people in two days.' Thor: '...he's adopted.'

Stark: 'Batman is playing Galaga. Thought we wouldn't see, but we did!'

Stark about the computers: 'How does Fury see these?' Hill: 'He turns.' Stark: 'That's exhausting.'

Stark: 'Finally, someone who speaks English!' to Banner. Rogers: 'Is that what just happened?'

Thor: 'Monkeys. I do not understand.' Rogers: 'I do! I understood that reference!'

Banner: 'The last time I was in NY I sort of broke Harlem.'

Rogers: 'Stark Tower? That big, ugly....' Tony gives him a look. '...building in NY?'

Stark: 'Following has never really been my style.' Rogers: 'And you're all about style.'

Romanoff: 'Regimes fall every day. I tend not to weep over that; I'm Russian.'

Rogers: 'Sorry, computer was moving a little too slow for me.'

Stark: 'A nuclear deterrant. Because that always calms things down.'

Rogers: 'Take that off [the suit], what are you?' Stark: 'Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist.'

Rogers: 'It seems to run on some form of electricity.' Stark: 'Well, you're not wrong.'

PA system: 'We have a hulk on levels 3 and 4.'

Loki to Thor: 'Are you ever not going to fall for that?'

Coulson: 'Even I don't know what it does. Want to find out?'

Loki: 'Where is my disadvantage?' Coulson: 'You lack convinction.' Shoots Loki through a wall. 'So that's what it does.'

Coulson: 'It's okay, boss. This was never going to work if they didn't have something to....'

Fury: 'Phil Coulson died still believing in heroes.' Stark walks out. 'Well, it's an old fashioned notion.'

Romanoff: 'Cognitive recalibration. I hit you really hard on the head.'

Barton: 'Well, if I put an arrow through Loki's eye socket I suppose I'd sleep better.'

Rogers: 'Is that the first time you've lost a soldier?' Stark: 'We are not soldiers.'

Stark thinking out loud: '...he wants a monument built to the skies with his name plastered on it....son of a bitch!'

Stark: 'Glow stick of destiny.'

Loki: 'I have an army.' Stark: 'We have a hulk.'

Stark: 'And there's one other person you pissed off. His name is Phil.'

Stark as the portal opens: 'Right. Army.'

Rogers: 'Think you can hold them off?' Barton: 'Captain, it would be my genuine pleasure.'

Romanoff: 'Just like Budapest all over again.' Barton: 'You and I remember Budapest very differently.'

Stark: 'Well, we got it's attention. What the hell is step two?'

Banner: 'So, this seems horrible.' Romanoff: 'I've seen worse.'

Stark: 'I'm bringing the party to you.' Giant ass alien ship appears. Romanoff: 'I don't see how that's a party.'

Barton: 'Wanna give me a lift?' Stark: 'Right, better clench up Legolas.'

Rogers: 'You sure about this?' Romanoff: 'Yeah, it's gonna be fun.'

Fury: 'I recognise that the Council has made a decision, but since it's a stupid ass decision, I've elected[chosen] to ignore it.'

Hulk: 'Puny god.'

Stark: 'Jarvis, you ever hear the tale of Jonah?' Jarvis: 'I wouldn't consider him a role model.'

Loki: 'If it's all the same to you, I'll have that drink now.'

Council member: 'That's not your call.' Fury: 'I didn't make it. I just didn't argue with the god who did.'

And that's all I've got!

Comments

[grav-ity.livejournal.com]

Good lord, girl! I'm impressed.

The only thing I noticed was "There's only one God, ma'am, and..." because the ma'am is what makes it extra funny.

Seriously, though. I'm impressed. :)

[eldanna.livejournal.com]

I'll fix that one! Thanks.

Well, if I was going to go again, it had to achieve something. ;)

[grey-wonderer.livejournal.com]

Thank you for that. The film was so full of good lines. We all needed a starter list.

[eldanna.livejournal.com]

Those were just the ones I caught, tis true. Many, many more I'm sure! Most of the best lines, however, were in looks which is hard to, uh, type into words.