Just had to share this with you all:
Apr. 7th, 2003 03:39 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
windemereThis is the funniest thing I've ever read. Shamelessly stolen from Cassie's LJ, I'm sorry.
Is this the week of right-wing fundamentalist fucktards, or what? I had the following exchange with some complete idiot who kept sending me emails all day today - and yes, I know, I shouldn't have responded, but sometimes, you just kind of have to.
LegolasLover2x@aol.com: How dare you!
Me: How dare I what?
LL2X: How dare you suggest such a thing! I am outraged!
Me: You're going to have to be a bit more specific. Is this a LOTR or Harry Potter-related outrage?
LL2X How dare you suggest that Ian McKellan is gay!
Me: Ian McKellan *is* gay.
LL2X: He is not!
Me: *sends link to Advocate interview with Ian McKellan*
LL2X: You are aware that most of the Media they put out on Actors and Actresses that say something mean about them is really false, nothing but a lie aren't you?
Me: *sends link to Ian McKellan's webpage* *links to DVD commentary* *links to picture of him being Grand Marshal at Gay Pride parade* *so on ad infinitum*
LL2X: Fine maybe he is gay but Legolas is not gay! How dare you say he was gay!
Me: What? Oh. The VSD's. They're a joke. Besides, for all we know, he was gay.
LL2X: He was not gay! He was an elf!
Me: I think we can all agree that's pretty gay.
LL2X: It is not! Elves are pure!
Me: And, like a straight Ian McKellan, completely mythical. Find me the passage in LOTR where Legolas says "I am not gay." Go on, find it. Take as much time as you like.
LLX2: He was not gay and I am very upset with you and so are the members of my church! You will be very upset when they start spreading the word!
Me: The word of what?
LL2X: That you think Legolas is gay!
Me: I think this is already pretty well known about me. But feel free.
LL2X: Aren't you afraid of Hell?
Me: Did you find that passage about Legolas not being gay yet? I think it was in the Silmarillion.
LL2X: See I told you he was not gay!
Me: And you were so right. Look, here's the passage. *sends link to Legolas/Aragorn NC-17 pr0n* I am sure you will enjoy reading it.
LL2X: Thanks.
Me: Not a problem.
::falls off chair::
Is this the week of right-wing fundamentalist fucktards, or what? I had the following exchange with some complete idiot who kept sending me emails all day today - and yes, I know, I shouldn't have responded, but sometimes, you just kind of have to.
LegolasLover2x@aol.com: How dare you!
Me: How dare I what?
LL2X: How dare you suggest such a thing! I am outraged!
Me: You're going to have to be a bit more specific. Is this a LOTR or Harry Potter-related outrage?
LL2X How dare you suggest that Ian McKellan is gay!
Me: Ian McKellan *is* gay.
LL2X: He is not!
Me: *sends link to Advocate interview with Ian McKellan*
LL2X: You are aware that most of the Media they put out on Actors and Actresses that say something mean about them is really false, nothing but a lie aren't you?
Me: *sends link to Ian McKellan's webpage* *links to DVD commentary* *links to picture of him being Grand Marshal at Gay Pride parade* *so on ad infinitum*
LL2X: Fine maybe he is gay but Legolas is not gay! How dare you say he was gay!
Me: What? Oh. The VSD's. They're a joke. Besides, for all we know, he was gay.
LL2X: He was not gay! He was an elf!
Me: I think we can all agree that's pretty gay.
LL2X: It is not! Elves are pure!
Me: And, like a straight Ian McKellan, completely mythical. Find me the passage in LOTR where Legolas says "I am not gay." Go on, find it. Take as much time as you like.
LLX2: He was not gay and I am very upset with you and so are the members of my church! You will be very upset when they start spreading the word!
Me: The word of what?
LL2X: That you think Legolas is gay!
Me: I think this is already pretty well known about me. But feel free.
LL2X: Aren't you afraid of Hell?
Me: Did you find that passage about Legolas not being gay yet? I think it was in the Silmarillion.
LL2X: See I told you he was not gay!
Me: And you were so right. Look, here's the passage. *sends link to Legolas/Aragorn NC-17 pr0n* I am sure you will enjoy reading it.
LL2X: Thanks.
Me: Not a problem.
::falls off chair::
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