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Pathetically, I want one, but then I'd never be able to be seen in public again.

http://www.woolworths.co.uk/web/jsp/product/index.jsp?pid=50972358

Jeremy Clarkson for PM?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNy1w4DV5Hw

What worries me is that someone actually took the time to make this. Are they feeling that threatened by the petition? Or do they really have that much time on their hands?