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Crap.

A story about the bloody turtles being left alone made me cry.

Frak, frak, frak, frak, frak.

I want baby turtles.

The dubious art of puddle jumping

Puddle jumping: 1, a winter sport involving driving a snowmobile across an open stretch of water by gliding the machine across the water's surface at full speed.

Puddle jumping: 2, a sport involving piloting a puddle jumper through the wormhole of an active stargate to another active stargate.

Yeah, I'll take universe number 2 please.

Snowmobiling over 100 feet of open water? Uh....wha?