windemere | Morning Ramblings (on 5 hours of sleep)

Nothing like this 'best man' speech:

'Welcome to the family sister! I hope you got your beauty sleep for the last 18 years, because you won't be getting any more!' [Slightly paraphrased]

To which Charlie looked to be having a heart attack. It's funnier because he had no idea about the double entendre.

I also remember that Alice had the first joke, Bella had the second ['Go, before they destroy my house!'], and Emmett, obviously, the third. And then Jessica called Edward 'The Hair' and I sort of don't remember much after that. Especially when Renee started singing.

Except that the lingerie show was definitely better than in the books. Who knew vampires could look like they were having a coronary? And Carlisle totally got the line in about not knowing to warn them.

Also, thanks to the lyrics video for A Thousand Years, I suddenly thought about the book covers and the movies and realised the following: There are a lot of apples in the first movie. A lot. In the second, there's a million roses during Bella's birthday scene. In the third, Riley takes a red shirt from Bella's room, even though she never wears red! And in the last, the red and white chess board that Edward and Bella play with, like half a dozen times, during the honeymood sequence is sort of IN YOUR FACE. And I couldn't quite tell, but I think she wins the last game with her white queen. I'm also the last to realise.

And Seth was AWESOME. And I still feel really sorry for Leah, because not only is the whole Sam thing monumentally crappy, but Jacob was then a bastard to her on top of it. And no woman should ever get the short end of the stick every single damn time.

I'm sure there's more.

What worries me is that I'm going to have to watch it again. Probably not in the theatre. ;)