Plan Fail

Right.

::pulls up paper outline on Word::

::re-reads::

::flexes fingers::

::pauses::

::goes to make tea::

::takes sip of tea::

::pauses again::

Right.

::opens fanfic that's half finished instead::

::starts typing like mad::

Yes, and that is my day. *headdesk*

Sometimes, it just doesn't go the way I want it to.