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Tales from the Corn Exchange
Mar. 10th, 2008 11:06 pmHow to make an ass of yourself the first time your very cute (and very married) instructor asks you to dance:
1) just have changed out of your dancing shoes (that actually slide on the floor) into shoes that do not slide on the floor
2) Use number one as an excuse of why you suck
3) sabotage THREE moves in a row without intending too and while clearly making it obvious it was a mistake and not intentional
4) do it on the dance floor, at the end of the night, with only 4 other couples dancing so that everyone can see you f-ck up
And the night was going to so well. Amber promises me it wasn't that bad. Ten pounds he never asks me again.
My confidence was only slightly boosted by Delroy's (not the instructor) sincere remarks on my improvement in the last four weeks. Slightly.
::retires to bed in shame:: The upshot is that there will be so many people there Thursday night I can hide.
1) just have changed out of your dancing shoes (that actually slide on the floor) into shoes that do not slide on the floor
2) Use number one as an excuse of why you suck
3) sabotage THREE moves in a row without intending too and while clearly making it obvious it was a mistake and not intentional
4) do it on the dance floor, at the end of the night, with only 4 other couples dancing so that everyone can see you f-ck up
And the night was going to so well. Amber promises me it wasn't that bad. Ten pounds he never asks me again.
My confidence was only slightly boosted by Delroy's (not the instructor) sincere remarks on my improvement in the last four weeks. Slightly.
::retires to bed in shame:: The upshot is that there will be so many people there Thursday night I can hide.
