Dear Santa - oops!

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last month I pulled over and changed dothewu's flat tire (15 points). In November on a flight to Vancouver, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In July I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). Last week I committed genocide... Sorry about that, catzqueensheeba (-5000 points). In March I helped pbhf hide a body (-173 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-6210 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal! Sincerely, eldanna

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You know, I seem to recall that I commited genocide last Christmas too. Perhaps I should stop doing that, non?